#simulated sex

[rippleberries]

We Stan a king that respects his marriage and boundaries.

From Fangoria Vol 2 #21, interview conducted in 2007.

[Image ID: interesting comments Combs made regarding

Gordon's new film, THE THING ON THE DOORSTEP. Seems as though Combs is opposed to a little bumpin'-n'-grindin' on the set. (Appearing in a movie where a severed head goes down on a chick? Not a problem!)

"You know, Stuart approached me about that a while ago and wanted me to read it, and quite honestly, I opted out. It has a lot of sex... It's kind of wall-to-wall, Combs explained to Fangoria, "because the whole idea is that people get infected by having sex, and so everybody is doing it. And I just said, 'Stuart, no, thank you, because I know how it breaks down and how it is on set, and I didn't really want to be in that world."

"Stuart was like, 'Yeah, I know, being in bed with beautiful women all day, it sounds tough, and I went, 'You know, Stuart, actually, it is. I'm married, and I don't wanna do that. It's not part of my world. It was just too much, it was like, 'And then they're writhing, and then they're humping some more, and then they build to a climax, and then they climax, and sweat.." I wish him all the best with that one, but not every project's right for me."]

[selfiesforalgernon]

On god simulated sex would fix me, idgaf about regular sex even but simulated, humping and jumping on someone's pelvis with yours seems unbelievable

[lifewithaview]

Connie Cooper in Criminal Minds (2005) Psychodrama

S2E4

Four times an LA perfectionist bank-robber made the clients-hostages strip before locking them in, so none would do anything, and violates one, but quickly slips into more violent assault against uniformed men. The team realizes he started out as a clever thief, but the opportunity made the sadist awake, who forces odd couples to play sex in front of the others and becomes more violent. The race is on, fearing he'll become murderous.

*A psychodrama is a form of psychotherapy where actors serve as surrogates for people in the life of a client, which also allows spontaneous dramatization and role playing. By recreating real-life situations and acting them out in the present, the client would be able to evaluate his or her behavior, leading to a deeper understanding of the situation.

[drmonkeysetroscans]

Lord of the dance.

[rrcenic]

if the scott pilgrim takes off characters had tumblr (yeahhh scott’s username is a sonic/x men reference)

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wallace sent me this idk what to say,,,

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isn’t it funny how you can grow to love your ex boyfriend as a son

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which one of us is this about

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yes.

#made this post thinking about scott #but this applies to you as well tbh

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“and they were roommates” i sob. “oh my god they were roommates” when will he notice me.

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we’re roommates haha!! silly coincidence?

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i am in love with you

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oh.

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my boyfriend @LucasLeeOfficialAccoubt walked into a glass door 😭😭😭

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i thought you were dating julie???

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it’s called polyamory you dumb fuck

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sorry ma’am

#pls don’t hurt me

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if you cover my song i will beat you with my guitar

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☹️☹️☹️☹️

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💅 prettydarngay reblogged toddtheveggiehead

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“wow scott you seem so cool why don’t you have lots of friends?”

i have autism *vine boom*

i’m transgender *vine boom*

my special interest is a kids video game *vine boom*

i’m not sure if i’m dating my roommate @prettydarngay or if we just flirt and sometimes kiss *vine boom*

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#we. we are dating right???

NOT A FAKE POST BUT OMG SOMEONE ACTUALLY MADE WALLACES ACCOUNT @prettydarngay and so naturally i had to make @sonicthemutant! send asks :0

THERES NOW @knives-from-sexbobom and @kimpineofficial

[theriverbeyond]

Harrow was attacking Gideon with lethal force BEFORE she realized she had a crush on Gideon. If she knew she was in love with Gideon and wanted to marry her it would have reached levels of toxic we can't even begin to understand. There is a modern AU where Gideon visits Harrow and Harrow's quickly hiding the photos she's taken of Gideon around campus and the signs of aggressive cyberstalking that have gone on

yeah modern AU where Harrow has a serial killer style darkroom shrine to Gideon in her bedroom ft: piles of blurry poloroids, bins of developing film photographs, and also all of Gideon's missing socks and boxers (assumed eaten by the apartment laundry machine, stolen at strategic intervals) tacked up on the wall. also they're housemates. it does smell crazy in there.

[ifwebefriends]

Hellaverse Tumblr Simulator part 2

Part 1 here

TW: unreality, mentions of drugs, blood, death, sex, unwanted sexualization (with consequences)

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Callout post

I’ve come to make an announcement. Blitzø the imp is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on Stella’s fucking husband, that’s right, he took his imp fucking spotty dick out and he said it was this big and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my

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I’m gonna tell my crush I love her wish me luck everyone!

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Oh my god she killed him

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Hey guys! Just checking in! How is everyone doing today?

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Okay!

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Unpopular opinion but the exterminations are actually really good for you all you’re so caught up in the panic that you don’t realize that it makes it so much easier for you since it’s less populated after that. You all need to stop bitching and complaining about it.

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Holy shit you guys actually killed him

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But we lost a fellow soldier along the way 🫡 rest well brother

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CHARLIE STARTED THIS?!? HELLO?!

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Remember guys! Asking someone how they d*ed and why they’re in h*ll is really rude and invasive! Don’t do it unless you know them well!

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How’s the reception from heaven bitch?

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Alastor kinda a hot twunk ngl

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NOOOO OP ALASTOR HAS KILLED PEOPLE FOR SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT TO HIM DELETE THIS BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

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You really think Alastor would kill someone with a bleeding fetish?

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Aaaaand he’s gone. RIP OP

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Do not forget what you’ve seen here today.

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HELLO?!?!?!?!?

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Kinda feeling like this rn

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Yeah I want a number 9, a number 9 large, a side of small fries and a large Mount And Do

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THIS IS PERSONAL WHAT THE HELL

[unteriors-in-house-flipper-2]

im considering doing a livestream while recreating a room one of these days... please humor me as i do an interest check

[grmpgm]

the fucked up part is that it’s true

[cottoncandylesbo]

meat n fuck planet

legal is telling me i can't promise this but WATCH THIS SPACE!!!

[nicolee420]

Guys anybody want to be friends or smth??

Pls be 12 - 16 🛐🛐 I’m from poland Btw and I can’t speak English very well😭😭😭

[frankenshane]

i clocked those acrylics on that old man, and because we don't know the post-interview timeline yet, i still think that there’s room in there for devil's minion (dubai to new york to ??? version)

[normystical]

okay, here's the character concepts i have so far for the "dating" sim.

for a bit of context btw, you don't date, you can unlock sex scenes with each character but without all that icky romance stuff lol, i'm making this concept bc i'm aroallo and frustrated at mild inconveniences :P

first of all, the ones i came up with first are the succubus and the object head, since what inspired me to make this was disappointment regarding a fanmade helluva boss dating sim and two different object head dating sims.

the succubus is female, probably the generally "ideal" female body proportions, her personality is very flirty and suggestive. not much to say there.

the object head wears a suit and is very refined, proper, all that jazz. i haven't decided what object yet. i might avoid the typical tv thing and try to go for something else, but i'm not sure what. maybe some generic "stardust" thing? like 🌟 or something similar?? no idea.

i also came up with possibly the idea of throwing in a computer or some other basic piece of tech for the techum folks out there. i was at first thinking of giving it a face on the screen and/or a voice, but... now, tbh, i'm considering the idea of it only chatting through text it generates on its own screen. like, maybe it's harder to interact or a less common route or whatever since you have to directly interact with it to know it's a possible route, yk? probably some public use computer like at a library or cafe or something, and generally doesn't even bother chatting with the other people/entities, since they only just use it for casual purposes and whatever. sorry if my wording is off rn, maybe im tired, ugh... anyway, perhaps it's testing out some text and you respond to it, to its surprise (like maybe "hello world" as the specific text? i thought of the idea of it bringing it up on screen just to reminisce earlier days of its "life" and omfg >_< sobing), or you make some offhand comment while chatting with another character about computers being kinda hot, and the computer's fans start spinning. but yeahh, the idea of you being the first to really give a damn about their existence :3 they're *technically* anattractional, being a computer and all, but the appreciation is there ^^ (and the capability of sexual pleasure lmao. albeit not through traditional means,,)

i'm struggling to come up with other ideas. maybe a vampire and a nekomimi? i'm considering making the latter very short, a lil chubby, and shy, but that's only because i lack characters to try and give the particular traits to, lol. if anyone's sexually attracted to any other archetype or concept that involves a nonhuman, please let me know!! i'd love to have more ideas to add to this concept, even if i'm never really gonna end up making it;; (maybe i could somehow get programmers and artists to get attached enough to the idea tho ehehe,,)

[mintedwitcher]

crying laughing at the amount of people on tiktok utterly Appalled by Sabrina Carpenter's "Juno positions" on tour bc like. girl half of them are just... missionary. the spiciest one I've seen is her using her mic as a strap, and people are freaking out about the tame ass ones like "omg how can she DO THAT" when its just.... she's lying down.....

[dandp]

Every time I scroll past one of the pictures/videos going around from the boxing segment I feel a chill run down my spine like I'm too scared to look at it head on it feels like the universe is telling me it's too dangerous 😂

[vague-humanoid]